Sunday, August 2, 2009

Skillz

An epic tale brought to you by me, circa 1994 (I'm guessing):

"(Un)fortuately

Once there was a space ship with aliens in it. They were flying smoothly. Unfortunately they started to crash. Fortunately thay had air brackes. Unfortuately they still hit the ground. Fortuately they didn't hit the trees. Unfortuately they started a stampede. Fortunately they had their ray guns. Unfortuately they were in a bomb testing zone. Fortunately they found pieces to repair their ship. Unfortuntely a bomb was coming down. Fortunately they got off earth. Unfortunately they started to crash again"

Yeah. That was the best story you've ever read.

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